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This is a question Bastard Colleagues

You've all known one. The brown-nosing fucker, the 'comedian', the drunk, the gossip and of course the weird one with no mates who goes bell ringing, looks like Mr Majika and sports a monk's haircut (and is a woman).

Tell us about yours...

Thanks to Deskbound for the idea

(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 9:09)
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Since this qotw is being dragged out a bit...
Not strictly a colleague or a bastard.

I work in a family business and I sit in my office mostly on my own except for my grandad who sits with me.....most days.....since I started here 6 years ago.....aarrggghhhhhhhh.
He sits there because he doesn't like sitting at home. He reads his papers and nods off. Sometimes I watch him for hours with his head drop, drop, dropping until it wakes him up and he bolts upright again. I used to make loud noises on purpose just to watch him jump. Sometimes he coughs a lot, sometimes he snores, sometimes he just stares into space.

I used to get very annoyed about his presence but now I've got so used to it, i often forget he's there.

I wish I had an annoying colleague, anything would be better than this.

Then there's my dad, the boss, who comes into the office, farts and then goes out again.
(, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 13:40, 5 replies)
Best thing to do to someone who has annoyed you, ever
It's like legal biological warfare.
(, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 13:44, closed)
(, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 13:48, closed)
There are perks to this job, but by God I earn every one of them.
(, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 14:00, closed)
Is there a smell about the old fella? Or even better, was there one that you don't notice anymore?
(, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 14:09, closed)

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