Since this qotw is being dragged out a bit...
Not strictly a colleague or a bastard.

I work in a family business and I sit in my office mostly on my own except for my grandad who sits with me.....most days.....since I started here 6 years ago.....aarrggghhhhhhhh.
He sits there because he doesn't like sitting at home. He reads his papers and nods off. Sometimes I watch him for hours with his head drop, drop, dropping until it wakes him up and he bolts upright again. I used to make loud noises on purpose just to watch him jump. Sometimes he coughs a lot, sometimes he snores, sometimes he just stares into space.

I used to get very annoyed about his presence but now I've got so used to it, i often forget he's there.

I wish I had an annoying colleague, anything would be better than this.


Then there's my dad, the boss, who comes into the office, farts and then goes out again.
( girlinthehole, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 13:40, 5 replies)

Best thing to do to someone who has annoyed you, ever
It's like legal biological warfare.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 31 Jan 2008, 13:44, closed)

*laughs*
*clicks*
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 13:48, closed)

well...
There are perks to this job, but by God I earn every one of them.
( girlinthehole, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 14:00, closed)

hehe
Is there a smell about the old fella? Or even better, was there one that you don't notice anymore?
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 31 Jan 2008, 14:09, closed)