The other night
I was kneeling on the bed next to the missus whilst in receipt of a furious handjob. It wasn't long before I shot my load, seemingly in one long spurt and with the vigorous action of her hand, it landed on her chest in a crude 'Z' shape. This was an opportunity I couldn't miss, so I cried out
"Zorro strikes again, Olé!" and with a flourish, snatched up my shirt and wrapped it across my face like a cape, leapt off the bed and ran out the room.

I came back in a few seconds later with a handtowel. I'm a proper gentleman, me.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:36, 4 replies)

Back with a handtowel....
Fucking class! You are truly a Gent!!!!
(TAZ220 Not giving a toss since, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:46, closed)

an officer and a gentleman!
coming back with a hand towel! Fucking class!!

Gonna try this tonight ;-)
(Anne Frank started to build a loft conversion on, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:01, closed)

Prepare for the deluge of internet virgins appearing to claim that this didn't happen.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:34, closed)

Yeah right
Pictures, or it didn't ... errrm ...
(Neil_E_There didn't the Aussies used to be good at cricket?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:21, closed)

From Winkler by Giles Coren:
"And he came hard in her mouth and his dick jumped around and rattled on her teeth and he blacked out and she took his dick out of her mouth and lifted herself from his face and whipped the pillow away and he gasped and glugged at the air, and he came again so hard that his dick wrenched out of her hand and a shot of it hit him straight in the eye and stung like nothing he'd ever had in there, and he yelled with the pain, but the yell could have been anything, and as she grabbed at his dick, which was leaping around like a shower dropped in an empty bath, she scratched his back deeply with the nails of both hands and he shot three more times, in thick stripes on her chest. Like Zorro."
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:14, closed)

oh how i laughed
and clicked!
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 1:28, closed)