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Big Girl's Blouse asks: Drug fuelled orgies ending in a pile of vomit? Accidental spillage of Chocolate Pudding looking like a dirty protest? Someone walking in on you doing something that isn't what it looks like?... Tell us about your Bedroom Disasters

(, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:14)
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1st year of university,
horribly drunk (ale and red wine, I think), and kindly tucked into bed by my loving flatmates (who took time to draw on my face). Threw up repeatedly (someone kindly held me over the bin, for part of the night, saving me from drowning), so woke up encrusted with a flaky, red substance, and stuck to the bed.

Turned out that I'd been vomitting blood.

I got to know the campus laundry after that, as it didn't seem fair to take that home to mother (not to mention having to sleep in it).
(, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:42, 4 replies)
You vomited red wine.
That is unless you fucked a postbox on your way home.
(, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:44, closed)
I learnt everything second hand, from a kitchen full of grinning, hangover-free people.

Still, why let the truth ruin a good story?
(, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:52, closed)

Did you also go to your GP for some tests? Because that doesn't sound normal.
(, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:49, closed)
Walked it off,
like a man*.

*Lay in bed wimpering.
(, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:53, closed)

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