Bedroom DisastersBig Girl's Blouse asks: Drug fuelled orgies ending in a pile of vomit? Accidental spillage of Chocolate Pudding looking like a dirty protest? Someone walking in on you doing something that isn't what it looks like?... Tell us about your Bedroom Disasters
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:14)
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Short but sweetWe were indulging in a bit of "tromboning" www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tromboning when I lost control of my fart valve and let slip a small one in her face.
She reminds me of it every now and then (daily)
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:22,
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I've suddenly become no longer hungry(
sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:34,
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i for one WILL NOT be in line for a christmas kiss from mrs shg(
fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:51,
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I've suddenly gone off band practice.(, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:51, closed)
This one time, at band campsome bloke dropped his guts in my face.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:07,
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this one time at band campa man kissed my ring and shooke my old man
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:15,
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Did it make a trombone noise?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:16,
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Don'tthey always?
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:00,
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