An E, a Vogue model and a flacid penis
An E, a Vogue model and a flacid penis. It really did happen. I will forever be gutted. You stupid man. A gourmet lunch, a drooling appetite. The image is burned into my retina forever. She was so beautiful, and now I am old.
(leggobeast, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:54, 11 replies)

No-one is impressed by this, they've all got supermodel girlfriends here.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 6:50, closed)

"flaccid"

( sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:44, closed)

An E, a Vogue model and a flacid penis
An E, a Vogue model and a flacid penis
An E, a Vogue model and a flacid penis
An E, a Vogue model and a flacid penis
An E, a Vogue model and a flacid penis
An E, a Vogue model and a flacid penis
An E, a Vogue model and a flacid penis
An E, a Vogue model and a flacid penis
An E, a Vogue model and a flacid penis
An E, a Vogue model and a flacid penis
An E, a Vogue model and a flacid penis
An E, a Vogue model and a flacid penis
An E, a Vogue model and a flacid penis
An E, a Vogue model and a flacid penis
An E, a Vogue model and a flacid penis
An E, a Vogue model and a flacid penis
An E, a Vogue model and a flacid penis
An E, a Vogue model and a flacid penis
( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:03, closed)

oh my

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:59, closed)

A vogue model with a flaccid penis?
Lucky escape there pal...
( snee held his breath since, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:14, closed)

gimmie an 'e'
e!
gimmie a 'model'
durr!
gimmie a 'cock'
wobble!
what does it spell?
flacid :(
( vladimir, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:42, closed)

Hmmmm...
I never found E stopped an erection - just made it damn hard work to tip over the edge. Shagging like a steam-train for hours is more boring than it sounds!

Now, 2C-B was like ecstacy with added spunking...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:55, closed)

The pills were probably a bit 'smacky'.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:22, closed)

and the girl 'not real-y'

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 21:58, closed)

I had a similar experience at a house party once
Very near identical in fact, only the lady in question wasn't a Vogue model, nor indeed any kind of model for that matter. She was still fit though and I couldn't get it up :(
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:15, closed)

Pure poetry
"She was so beautiful, and now I am old."
( Scrumper, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:01, closed)