Bedroom Disasters
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( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:14)
Big Girl's Blouse asks: Drug fuelled orgies ending in a pile of vomit? Accidental spillage of Chocolate Pudding looking like a dirty protest? Someone walking in on you doing something that isn't what it looks like?... Tell us about your Bedroom Disasters
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:14)
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Hmm
presume it's that move which if you've ever drunkenly tried it, always fails, and leaves you in an uncomfortable position half falling off the bed, with flailing limbs..
Missionary position with bloke on top, her legs over your shoulders.. you then roll/lean back and pull the girl upwards and on top in one smooth movement, so that you end up with her riding you cowgirl..
( , Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:23, 2 replies)
presume it's that move which if you've ever drunkenly tried it, always fails, and leaves you in an uncomfortable position half falling off the bed, with flailing limbs..
Missionary position with bloke on top, her legs over your shoulders.. you then roll/lean back and pull the girl upwards and on top in one smooth movement, so that you end up with her riding you cowgirl..
( , Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:23, 2 replies)
I can't visulise
how you would do this without dislocating both hips.
Clearly I need to watch more porn.
( , Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:05, closed)
how you would do this without dislocating both hips.
Clearly I need to watch more porn.
( , Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:05, closed)
yep
you kinda tuck your legs like a backward roll. Either way it virtually always ends in disaster!
( , Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:42, closed)
you kinda tuck your legs like a backward roll. Either way it virtually always ends in disaster!
( , Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:42, closed)
Oh, I see how it happens now.
Incorrectly done it would catapult the young lady over yourself and out the window.
( , Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:56, closed)
Incorrectly done it would catapult the young lady over yourself and out the window.
( , Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:56, closed)
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