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Big Girl's Blouse asks: Drug fuelled orgies ending in a pile of vomit? Accidental spillage of Chocolate Pudding looking like a dirty protest? Someone walking in on you doing something that isn't what it looks like?... Tell us about your Bedroom Disasters

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:14)
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I was at a local bar with a partner a number of years ago
We had a skinfull as that is the North Eastern way. We headed back to my parents house where I had a number of Viagra. She nipped to the bathroom to make herself look sexy (which took some time due to the fact she was a pig) while I downed a couple of pills. I didn't realise that Viagra raises the blood pressure and I felt huge amyl nitrate style headaches. On entering the room she was met by me, all of 8 stone at the time with a raging hard on, wearing only socks rolled up to the top and wiping the projectle vomit off my face. There was spew EVERYWHERE but I still managed to mumble "come here".... Still gave her one though... slag
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieSteve, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 21:01, 11 replies)
Haha impotent.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:05, closed)
badger, you're a card

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:11, closed)
I just read this and thought 'where do I start?'

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:13, closed)
it does have a touch of the hondas about it

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:29, closed)
Not so much a 'touch' as a 'vigourous rogering' of a Honda.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:00, closed)
This is an Arab Strap song, no?

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:12, closed)
Hang about.
You still lived with your parents, and were using viagra. Many of your other qotw fabrications take place 'many years ago.'

You're about 50 and tremendously autistic, aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:29, closed)
I was given them as a gift
19 at the time, thought why not! Now I know "why not"... cos I'd end up plastered in spew and spunk
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieSteve, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 0:09, closed)
Hahahahaha impotent.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:00, closed)
TOP LAD

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:54, closed)
Not that top TFD, he's impotent.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 16:40, closed)

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