Bedroom DisastersBig Girl's Blouse asks: Drug fuelled orgies ending in a pile of vomit? Accidental spillage of Chocolate Pudding looking like a dirty protest? Someone walking in on you doing something that isn't what it looks like?... Tell us about your Bedroom Disasters
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:14)
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Food foreplayMany wavy lines ago i suggested to my (now ex) husband that we introduce food into our foreplay, to spice it up a bit. He brought a tin of peas. Giant marrowfat peas. Twat.
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Could be worse.He could have asked you to do the ping-pong ball trick using pickled onions.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:38,
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You know,I'm fascinated as to what he thought he'd do with them.
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Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 12:53,
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I'm imagining the olive bit from Hot Shots(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:10,
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b3ta.com/talk/6879543
(you might need to do scrolly thread thing to get the reference).
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:26,
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I wish i hadn't read that threaddisgusting mental image of horrendous vag.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:37,
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