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Big Girl's Blouse asks: Drug fuelled orgies ending in a pile of vomit? Accidental spillage of Chocolate Pudding looking like a dirty protest? Someone walking in on you doing something that isn't what it looks like?... Tell us about your Bedroom Disasters

(, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:14)
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Nosey 13 yr old
When i was about 13 may even been 12(30 odd yrs ago),well i had about 10 pubes so it was around then.I was a dirty little barsteward and had managed to cop off with a girl a couple of years older(nice and mature,her own boobs and thatch)
Well we were fooling around in her best mates sisters house while the sister was out.Just to set the scene this was very early eighties when if you didn't pay your electric bill they cut you off,well there was no electric on just candles(very romantic)
Being a nosey get and wanting to have a look at a real vagina i thought i'd go down for look,
She's lay there legs open while go in for a closer look,with my candle in hand looking like wee willy winky,in all my excitement at seeing a real fadge i went in a bit close,
all i can say them pubes are a bit flammable,sadly to say that was the end of that.
There's nothing like the smell of singed pubes to knock even a young lads passion and the fact she wouldn't let me near her unless Red Adair was on stand by...
(, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:43, 10 replies)
She wasn't ever going to let you near her because she was babysitting you.

(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 7:39, closed)
"her best mates sisters house"?
Christ. You cunts could put a bit more effort in with your lies. It's not as if you've got anything else to do all week.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 7:46, closed)
oh fuck off, how big was her fucking bush??

(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:19, closed)
Queefs are very flammable I'll have you know

(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:23, closed)
Not unless your cunt is rotting.
Is your cunt rotting?
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:56, closed)
badly written lie is badly written.
And a lie.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:45, closed)
Burnt pubes
smell a little like popcorn.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:56, closed)
Proper salted popcorn or that nasty sugary butterkist abomination?

(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:57, closed)
Microwave popcorn,
when it's been slightly overdone. Maybe it's just a generic, burnt smell, maybe it's what I get for vajazzling with a sherbet fountain.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:36, closed)
I hope English isn't your first language, because that's the only reason for your utter lack of a grasp on it.
Also, what utter bullshit.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:13, closed)

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