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Big Girl's Blouse asks: Drug fuelled orgies ending in a pile of vomit? Accidental spillage of Chocolate Pudding looking like a dirty protest? Someone walking in on you doing something that isn't what it looks like?... Tell us about your Bedroom Disasters

(, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:14)
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I was once doing rude things with a girl
And she let me finish off in her chamber of horrors. We then fell asleep. I awoke early next morning and went for a pee and to check for the German chancellor (helmet coal. Geddit?).
Reasonably clean, except for the small piece of sweetcorn lodged under my foreskin.

not really, I find the thought of bum sex absolutely abhorrent. Giving or receiving before anybody asks
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:18, 7 replies)

(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:21, closed)
don't be rough

(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:35, closed)
I'm going to be abhorrent.

(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:55, closed)
I think bumsex sounds too much trouble.
You can't just pull the car over, hide in a dark corner, come back froma hard day at work or get carried away skinny dipping then have bumsex -- unless your idea of a turn on is having your cock covered in shit and/or causing you both pain.
Well, I say that because I don't feel the urge to try it, so perhpas I'm worng.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:37, closed)
We park our cars in the same garage
Willies are for fannies and mouths not bums
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:02, closed)
If ever you've replaced
a toilet pan, you'll see what the inside of the stench pipe looks like, and what it appears to be caked in.

And it's called a stench pipe for a reason.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:23, closed)
angela merkel
as is you use a merkin. amirite?
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 1:21, closed)

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