I was once doing rude things with a girl
And she let me finish off in her chamber of horrors. We then fell asleep. I awoke early next morning and went for a pee and to check for the German chancellor (helmet coal. Geddit?).
Reasonably clean, except for the small piece of sweetcorn lodged under my foreskin.



not really, I find the thought of bum sex absolutely abhorrent. Giving or receiving before anybody asks
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:18, 7 replies)

*bums*

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:21, closed)

don't be rough

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:35, closed)

I'm going to be abhorrent.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:55, closed)

I think bumsex sounds too much trouble.
You can't just pull the car over, hide in a dark corner, come back froma hard day at work or get carried away skinny dipping then have bumsex -- unless your idea of a turn on is having your cock covered in shit and/or causing you both pain.
Well, I say that because I don't feel the urge to try it, so perhpas I'm worng.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:37, closed)

We park our cars in the same garage
Willies are for fannies and mouths not bums
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:02, closed)

If ever you've replaced
a toilet pan, you'll see what the inside of the stench pipe looks like, and what it appears to be caked in.

And it's called a stench pipe for a reason.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:23, closed)

angela merkel
as is you use a merkin. amirite?
(tubeman trousers, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 1:21, closed)