Dutch Incinerator
Do not drink 3 pints of Marston's Owd Roger, and then eat French onion soup to which you have added a giant croûton of garlic bread topped with melted cheese.

Unless you're single and childless. MrsScars threw up out of the window, and LittleScars (3 at the time) cried "because my nose doesn't like me"
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:35, 3 replies)

God, I remember Owd Roger.
The drink of choice at the Cooperage in Newcastle before going to the Mayfair, because Mayfair beer was watered down piss.

That, or a few pints of Duckhams at the Percy. Technicolour halcyon days...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 23:19, closed)

And technicolour pavements all over at the end of the night
(fondly recalls stumbling out of the Mayfair many a time)
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 7:35, closed)

hahaha simple and lol-worthy
clicked at "threw up out of the window"
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 6:37, closed)