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Big Girl's Blouse asks: Drug fuelled orgies ending in a pile of vomit? Accidental spillage of Chocolate Pudding looking like a dirty protest? Someone walking in on you doing something that isn't what it looks like?... Tell us about your Bedroom Disasters

(, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:14)
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Bell'd Womb Deer Sauce Tyre
Seductive meal with scallops wrapped in bacon for starters, venison casserole, followed by lemon syllabub
Inadvertent insertion of hand bell into vagina during foreplay
Desperate suggestion to use something from the kitchen as lubricant for extraction
No cooking oil left
No butter left
Some scrapings from the casserole the only option
Bell extracted successfully
Followed by unfortunate prolapse of uterus, which bears an uncanny resemblance to an under inflated tyre
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:30, 6 replies)
At this risk of looking foolish:
this never happened.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:34, closed)
Looking back at the events of that night now
through the haze of time, I concede that perhaps some of the minor details may have been subject to a little embellishment for narrative purposes.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:42, closed)
Ha! "EmBELLishment"!
I see what you did there!
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:04, closed)
ems bell is ment was only ment to take the piss
not start a net riot

or not
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:24, closed)
I'm not really sure
what you're trying to say here.

(Reads some of your previous posts)

You're probably not sure either.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:38, closed)
Wouldn't it be better to expend the level of mental effort it must take to create this over-elaborate pish on something more worthwhile? Like curing cancer?
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:39, closed)

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