Vegemite
Looks like wheel bearing grease, and tastes like salty fungus. It makes you shiver. It smells like: I dunno - vegemite.

Looking at how I had plastered my toast, the Aussie waitress cautioned "you must use it sparingly!" But it was too late!
(Perv With A Dog had his eyes pecked out by scrub jays on, Thu 26 May 2011, 20:03, 6 replies)

Try Marmite
Like vegemite, but more so.
(Sir Itchalot has a very self-referential signature, Thu 26 May 2011, 20:26, closed)

Now banned in Denmark

( thistle, Thu 26 May 2011, 21:36, closed)

Marmite not banned in Denmark.
www.uk.foedevarestyrelsen.dk/ImportExport/Legislation_on_import_of_food/Marmite_not_banned_in-Denmark.htm
(MrBiscuits, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:45, closed)

Nah
it shouldn't be overpowering.

Natex is even better however.
( clockworkrat has nice pants, Fri 27 May 2011, 0:05, closed)

I eat Vegemite straight out of the jar
I don't even bother with a spoon, I just scoop it out with my finger.
(oball needs Satan more than he needs me, Fri 27 May 2011, 4:51, closed)

Vegemite and cheese sandwich, on toast.
Please try this, it's great:
Vegemite and cheese sandwich, on toast.
Protip: Don't use any fancy cheese.
I don't know why, but it works best with the cheap processed cheese slices.
It's splendid.
(Colonel Panic, Tue 31 May 2011, 4:57, closed)