From the academic elite...
I hate to admit it, but my brother is probably a higher achiever academically than I am or ever will be. Nevertheless, I console myself with the thought that he can't be all that bright: while a student, he invented the mushy-pea and fried-egg toastie.

Even someone as thick as I could have predicted that that'd be rank. Not only did my brother fail to make that prediction; he also enjoyed what he'd made. And this proves that he's got a serious brain disorder.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:37, 9 replies)

Your brother is Stephen Hawking AICMFP

( girlinthehole, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:45, closed)

Are you saying that you can develop motor neurone disease
from egg and mushie pea toasties?
(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:49, closed)

I reckon it's worth the risk.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 27 May 2011, 13:31, closed)

You're weird.

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 27 May 2011, 13:40, closed)

I'm a big fan of eggs.
And a big fan of mushy peas.

A life of pain and incapacity seems like a small price to pay.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 27 May 2011, 13:52, closed)

^ this is actually a direct quote from Prof. Hawking
circa 1963.

Smartest man in the world my arse.
(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:25, closed)

Nope.
He just went to a better university than I did, and somehow managed to get a first. At the very least, that means he's a better geologist than I.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:12, closed)

I reckon fried egg and mushy peas toastie sounds tasty
I might try that tomorrow
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:31, closed)

Mushy peas?
Beelzebub's haemorrhoids. Fucking disgusting.
( His Popiness the Hole Invaded Poland on, Mon 30 May 2011, 23:17, closed)