Unless you're nearly three hundred years old and called Antoine Parmentier then I suspect you're talking arse.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 27 May 2011, 13:56, 1 reply)

more details please

( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:04, closed)

goo.gl/Np35B
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:12, closed)

You're wrong
I was there when he invented it. Someone might have contrived a similar combination before, but not to our knowledge.

My life has never been the same.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:24, closed)

What on earth are you two barking on about?
Cheese with chips has existed for literally centuries. I'm happy that you shared a man-moment in your student kitchen all those years ago ... and well done for adding something temporarily to a Wiki ... but you didn't invent anything new.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:28, closed)

Hmmm
a) Tautology: if you invent it, it's new
b) Chips with cheese isn't necessarily the same as 'cheesy chips'

QED
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:36, closed)

OK. I think I see the problem here.
You're educationally sub-normal.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:38, closed)

Hate to correct you Mein Doktor
but I'll do it anyway.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:30, closed)

Ah, clever.
Educationally sub-normal. What gives you that idea?

And what does it mean? Educated to a level below the norm? If so, then no.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:54, closed)

It means you're too thick to hold up your end of this conversation.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:06, closed)

Don't be so sure
At least I don't retrospectively edit my parts of the dialogue to give an impression that my interlocutor is a spazz-brain.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:21, closed)

You genuinely don't understand tautology, do you?
Bless.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 27 May 2011, 18:14, closed)

Er, yes. I do.
a. Needless repetition of the same sense in different words; redundancy.
b. An instance of such repetition.

Quote: "You didn't invent anything new." the 'new' is redundant, or you could have said: "You didn't produce anything new."

So double Bless.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Tue 31 May 2011, 10:46, closed)

Where's the proof?
I see none.

Oh wait, this is one of those terrible replies that is actually connected to the previous qotw.
(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:44, closed)