Not the best by any means
But I'm working in London at the moment and the Deloitte canteen is amazing. The salad bar is great, with lots of nice little touches, like homemade sausage rolls on wednesday, or lamb wraps today.

Don't suppose there are any b3tans here?
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:06, 10 replies)

The bank Deloitte?
You fucking fascist bully boy running dog of the capitalist pigs.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:14, closed)

Not a bank
I'm a contractor that's been sent by a small norwegian firm, I retain my claim on morality.

Nevertheless: bwahahahha
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:35, closed)

contractor viking
a small norwegian firm the king of the vikings
claim on morality massive big axe
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:37, closed)

We have a poster in the office
The Viking Laws

Be Brave and Aggressive

Be Direct

Grab all opportunities

Using varying methods of attack

Be versatile and Agile

Attack one target at a time

Don't Plan everything in detail

Use top Quality weapons

Be prepared

Keep weapons in good condition

Keep in Shape

Find Good fighting comrades

Agree on important points

Choose one chief

Be a good merchant

Find out what the market needs

Don't make promises that you cant keep

Don't demand overpayment

Arrange things so that you can return.

Keep the camp in order

Keep things tidy and organized

Arrange enjoyable activities which strengthen the group.

Make sure everyone does useful work.

Consult all members of the group for advice
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:40, closed)

Shit.
I didn't realise "viking" translated as "dreary bureaucrat"
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:46, closed)

Fucking hell
You'd struggle to get all that on a tattoo.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 27 May 2011, 15:21, closed)

Ha. You must have a tiny penis.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:36, closed)

do you have to wear the pointy hats?

(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:33, closed)

I happen to be wearing a T-Shirt with the laws on it.
Bought by my other half in Oslo -- I daren't wear it in Scandinavia though.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 27 May 2011, 18:23, closed)

I'm just over here.
*waves coquettishly*
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:32, closed)