People who add stuff to cheese should have their eyes sucked out and left dangling on their cheeks like jellied balls of shame.
Fruit in cheese? Fuck off.
Nuts around cheese? Fuck off.
Pickles? Fucking pickles? Fucking fuck off, more like.
Just fuck off.
JFO
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( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 27 May 2011, 20:13, 21 replies)

People who eat cheese
cunts, the lot of them
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 May 2011, 20:44, closed)

I WANT A DIVORCE

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 27 May 2011, 20:44, closed)

Oatcakes and cheese? Fuck off.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 27 May 2011, 20:58, closed)

If you want to make a complete idiot of yourself then start your own thread.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 27 May 2011, 21:04, closed)

This is a perfectly good thread for making a complete idiot of myself thank you.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 27 May 2011, 21:10, closed)

Did I tell you you're my new favourite b3tan?
Or rather, my New Favourite B3tan Who I Originally Thought Was Just A Trolling Cunt.

There you go. Add that to an oatcake and you've got something to put your cheese on.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Fri 27 May 2011, 21:06, closed)

It's a natural progression that all right-thinking people pass through.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 27 May 2011, 21:07, closed)

Although I do disagree with you about the pickles.
Strong, sharp cheese with sweet chutney is how it's meant to be, dammit.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Fri 27 May 2011, 21:15, closed)

I don't mind that particularly.
I meant the cheese abomination that's already got pickles mixed in with it.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 28 May 2011, 8:27, closed)

I think I might make it my mission in life
to find out where you live, break in to your fridge, and implant a large nut whittled to look like an eyeball in to the centre of your largest block of cheddar.

In fact, fuck it - I'll make a laughing face out of nuts and fruit. Right in the middle of your cheese.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 27 May 2011, 21:15, closed)

What about...
Adding veins of blue, smelly, mouldy goodness? Especially when you add a hot burger to it so that it melts all over the place and grosses out your siblings, with whom you are eating?

Hmm? Well?
(Sir Itchalot has a very self-referential signature, Fri 27 May 2011, 21:27, closed)

So your story is...
Don't mix stuff with cheese?

What about:
Toast
Buttered bread
Cottage pie
Hotpot
Nachos
Pickle
Certain pasta dishes
Scrambled eggs
Baked potatoes

I could go on.
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Fri 27 May 2011, 22:44, closed)

At least you didn't include beans...
I wouldn't have known cheese and beans went together if it wasn't for this week's QoTW, FFS.
(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Fri 27 May 2011, 22:48, closed)

You can go on for as long as you like
it seems unlikely that you'll grasp what I actually said.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 28 May 2011, 8:35, closed)

no bite? you're getting good!
There are a couple of items I properly contest though.
Cheddar spiced with flecks of chilli is very nice. I was going to say that i'd enjoyed some stilton with cranberries in but I couldn't decide if it should be savoury or sweet.
That reminded me though of grandma's cheesecake. Cream cheese mixed with marshmallow transforms into the best textured cake filling imaginable.
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Sat 28 May 2011, 11:07, closed)

I don't know who you are.
Sorry about that.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 28 May 2011, 11:10, closed)

I don't know
I'm intrigued by adding marmite TO cheese. Marmite spread on cheese is excellent.

/fatblog
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 27 May 2011, 23:40, closed)

Marmite cheddar
toastie
( wakeupandsmellthebacon, Sat 28 May 2011, 2:20, closed)

Im not a big fan of cheese
But theres a soft cheese with cointreau and almonds that is very nice actually
at christmas
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sat 28 May 2011, 0:26, closed)

Pervert.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 28 May 2011, 8:35, closed)

card carrying
and not ashamed to admit it
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Mon 30 May 2011, 1:54, closed)