Perfick bacon sarnie:
3 x rashers of beer can.
2 x white bread slices
1 x marg
1 x mayo
1 x ketchup (Heinz only)
1 x cheddar cheese.

Make the lovely lovely nyomnyom bacons. While they're being done, slice the lovely cheeses.

When turning the beer cans, put the slices of lovely lovely white bread under the grill.

When the bread is lightly toasted on one side, out it comes, immediately buttered with marg, and 1 x mayo side, ketchup on t'other. Slices of lovely lovely cheeses onto the rashers of beer cans. Slam into sandwich, cut diagonally with fucking great big knife, grab with both hands - NYOM.

I challenge any - ANY vegetarian to follow that recipe and still maintain that meat is murder actually.

God I'm hungry.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:28, 28 replies)

Meat might be murder but that sounds fucking lovely
But what's your view on maple syrup on a bacon sarnie?
( AWPS, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:36, closed)

maple syrup on bacon sandwich = you are a fat cunt

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:47, closed)

Try it
Then come back and tell me you love me
( AWPS, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:51, closed)

I've had maple syrup with bacon.
I don't like it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:51, closed)

marg?
and mayo?

what the fuck is wrong with you?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:46, closed)

He's a dirty sick fuck.
/diagnosis
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:49, closed)

why would anyone deliberately use margarine on anything
let alone something they are claiming to be perfect.

Oh, I see, it says perfick. It's obviously a sandwich for retards.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:50, closed)

He's out to cause trouble.
We don't need his sort around here.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:53, closed)

with an attitude like the one displayed above
it'll only be a short while before he gets himself into the sort of trouble that means he is never seen again.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:54, closed)

I was going to say that
Mayo on bacon is just wrong. Brown sauce or at a push, tomato ketchup.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 31 May 2011, 17:27, closed)

I rather have brown sauce in a bacon sarnie than ketchup....

( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:50, closed)

Easy tiger!
The brown versus red sauce debate is internet dynamite. It'll only end in tears. Why don't we discuss something safe like Israel/Palestine instead?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:52, closed)

And the bread has to be..
Warburtons.

I'm not getting into the sauce debate, as I'm partial to both, Heinz for tomato, but Daddies if brown..*

A sprinkling of pepper wouldnt go amiss either, especially if a Fried Egg is thrown in for good measure.

Not too keen on the butter/mayo combo, or the bacon/maple syrup thing either, but after a recent trip to New York, seemed to be a popular choice with the Merkins, tried it, and it turned out to be suprisingly nice, as was cheese with scrambled eggs. Yum!

*has a sneaky feeling a Daddies/HP flame war has been unintentionally ignited..
(danniekavanagh did nothing constructive on, Tue 31 May 2011, 18:09, closed)

Daddies? Seriously? Good god man, have you seen a doctor about the problems you are having with your tastebuds?

I'm with you on the Heinz, though! Ahhhh, Chicken and Mushroom Pukka Pie, chips and a whole bottle of the red stuff...
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:38, closed)

Margarine??
you fucking peasant. Butter or nothing. Margarine is evil stuff.
( Sallyrsm, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:50, closed)

Mayo is a no.
Brown sauce or nowt for me!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:51, closed)

In the UK...
Isn't the further north you go the browner the sauce gets?
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:58, closed)

And the orange-er the skin.
Coincidence? You decide.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:59, closed)

It gets a bit deviant around Edinburgh then returns to normal
"salt and sauce?"

The mysterious "chippy sauce" is some kind of mix of brown sauce and vinegar but it's lovely. Ask anyone what's in it and you'll get a blank stare - nobody knows and nobody dares ask.
( AWPS, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:59, closed)

Margarine?
Margarine is engine lubricant, not food.

Use butter. It's tastier, and nowhere near as nasty.
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Tue 31 May 2011, 17:46, closed)

People who put ketchup on bacon are not proper Englishmen.
Why don't you fuck off to America?
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 31 May 2011, 18:16, closed)

And this is a problem?

( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 31 May 2011, 18:23, closed)

Brown only.
I'm talking about the sauce rather than shagging the gf, although the same rule applies this week.
(Suck it and Sea, Tue 31 May 2011, 18:36, closed)

You put imaginary sauce on your bacon?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 31 May 2011, 18:55, closed)

That's "nom"
Were you born in a barn?
(Ed Quarters has moved house!, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:24, closed)

Born in a barn. Idiom. British English and latterly American English. Origins unclear. Refers to somebody who habitually leaves doors open.
WTFAYBOA?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:44, closed)

If i click this thread enough,
will it win last week's comp as well? ;-)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:54, closed)

I'm gonna have to try Greenclouds suggestion as well to get a comparison
I have to say tho - stick to the stuff that cows lactate, marg really is just frothed up vegie oil. Don't mind the mayo tho ;)
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 6:12, closed)