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Pinckas Ben Nochkan says: Tell us tales of student kitchen disasters and stories of dining decadence. B3ta Mods say: "Minge" does not a funny answer make

(, Thu 26 May 2011, 14:09)
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Mmh, Kebab Pizza
First time poster, be gentle, unlike the chili sauce mentioned below.

Back when I was just a scamp, on the way home from an evening of imbibing. I happened upon a, now sadly closed, Pizza/Kebab emporium. Therein I espied the greatest dining experience of my life. The fabled Kebab Pizza. A 14" thick crust pizza with several choice cuts from the rotisserie elephant leg baked into the cheese. All finished with piles of salad and bright red chili sauce.

Half way home, and thoroughly enjoying my newly discovered mana when I chanced upon a couple of friends working outside a late night establishment. Standing in the well lit environs of this establishment gave me my first chance to really inspect my delicious supper.

That was my biggest mistake. Looking as though an armadillo and a muskrat had been in the throws of passionate coitus when they were assaulted by an overladen Australian road train. My appetite fled faster than a well drilled French battalion.

Feeling generous, I closed the lid on my less than palatable feast, and decided to hand it to one of a number of pavement residents who were located nearby. The grandly bearded gent accepted my gift with gentle accord only to cry "What the fcuk is this shite" upon opening the box and hurled it, with trampy abandon, all over the near by vicinity.

I made my exit.
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:58, 5 replies)
Can't have been done well.
Donner pizza (without the curry sauce or salad) is one of the greatest takeaway foods you can get round these parts. I've only ever had one bad one, and that was because the meat had been slightly undercooked and was unpleasantly salty. *boke*
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:22, closed)
Aye, they're great
at 3am while half cut. But they're the nastiest breakfast pizza ever, even reheated.
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:22, closed)
You must be having shit ones.

(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:22, closed)
I read the first line and thought
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 2:12, closed)
Clicked for
'trampy abandon'.

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:44, closed)

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