I don't mean to piss on your tagliatelle
But I can't think of a less interesting thing to make from scratch than pasta
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 23:14, 2 replies)

No worries.
Fresh pasta made from scratch pisses all over your opinion.
( Pig Bodine., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 0:27, closed)

Ooooh it burns, it burns
Now fuck off back into the kitchen
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:40, closed)

Not with that attitude.
You can make your own ruddy dinner.
( Pig Bodine., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:28, closed)

I've
got a blob of jet-black pasta-dough Saran-wrapped in my fridge, flavoured with the tiniest dab of cuttlefish sepia ink.

I'm usually not one for letting appearance interfere with a good meal's appraisal, but just the sight of it makes me salivate.
(Phaedron Dizzying epiphanies from the bottom of my pint., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 7:45, closed)