Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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Halfway up Mount SnowdonAbsolutely baking hot, sweating buckets, looking like a mad old tramp after two weeks' hiking without a whiff of a bath:
Me: "God, I can't wait to try out the pub at the summit. I'm dying here."
Smartarse, happily descending said mountain: "I'd get a move on if I were you, it closes in ten minutes."
Me, twitching provocatively: "If it is, I'll come after you, beat you to death with rocks and drink your still warm blood as it pumps from your dying body."
That shut him up.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:42,
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