
At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
( , Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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I was out with a group of mates at uni years ago and one twunt friend of a friend joined in who was working and had a car, some Mazda or other. As we piled out the pub he was waxing lyrical about this fookin car for the umpteenth time and I asked what kind of car it was. When he proudly said "a Mazda" I replied " is that not a kind of lightbulb?"
Much falling about with laughter at his expense.
( , Thu 29 Apr 2004, 15:07, Reply)
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