Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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always gets peopleI work in a hippy/head/new age type shop now I don't make a habbit of being rude to the customers but do get some daft people comming in asking lots of silly questions.
The question at the top of the list is always "so do you have magical powers then?" and my answer generally goes something along the lines of "they are obviously on the blink today because you are still standing there!". Now normally people just laugh nervously but one day this guy just turned on his heels and went to walk out, before he got to the door I managed to blurt out "oh no they are working"
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flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Thu 29 Apr 2004, 15:55,
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