Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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Thick chav revengeLiving in a relatively small town, there's nowt much for the chavs to do at night except congregate in the precinct.
One evening I walked past the plebby scrotes and one particularly obnoxious twunt shouted out that I was a fat bitch (I'm a size 14).
My response: Yeah, but at least i can go on a diet. The only way you could improve yourself is with a personality transplant.
His mates cracked up, leaving him angry, embarrassed and with small tears forming in his eyes.
Ha!
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Sausagegirl, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 18:38,
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