Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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Well, two actually.Living in Chelmsford, one tends to be surrounded by the tracksuit mafia. I always find that when you get one of them chavvy twunts ask you "Do you know who my dad is?", the perfect response seems to be "Yeah, Julian Clary".
Also, I attend a grammar school (don't laugh) and whilst in a local club, another charver type approached my mate Fred and started on a lengthy tirade about something or other. In the middle of said tirade, Fred interrupted, saying:
"Look, you can say whatever you want now, but in ten years time when I'm your Managing Director, I'll be the one laughing as you grovel for your job"
Which amused all and sundry to no end.
(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 22:07, Reply)
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