Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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The BronxWe work in a questionable area known locally as Australia's answer to the Bronx. We went down to the local shop for lunch the other day, and there were pre-teens riding around on rusted undersized BMX's. They ended circling our cars in the car park.
The kids started with a bit of banter like "Hi! What the fuck are you doing here?". Which we ignored.
But what happened next was poetry in motion.
Rebellious Pre-teens: *insert name of workplace* FUCKIN SUCKS!
Co-Worker (says whilst giving double barrelled fingers to the kids): Yeah? We only work here. You LIVE here. . .
We promptly peeled out of the car park with everyone in the car giving the kids the finger. We figured it will be their word against ours.
As we did a middle aged lady came out the servo and yelled "get out of here, white trash". I'm hoping it was aimed at the kids.
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 7:52, Reply)
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