Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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Set Way-Back Machine to 1977Scene : Private School, with me a young teenager.
I made the error of judgement of calling one other pupil a Boring Little Turd. The other lad was in fact, the son of the headmaster, and a snotty little shit with it.
Other Lad : "Do you know who my father is?"
Me : "No. Don't you ?"
Maybe you had to be there.
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Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 9:37,
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