Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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Comedy hecklingThere was a compere called Rob Heeney at my local comedy club in Guildford, who my friend and I would occasionally heckle. Once his microphone wasn't working and he asked, 'What am I doing wrong with this mic?' My friend replied, 'Talking into it'.
Another time, Alistair Barrie was compering a show and was taking the piss out of me for being an Oxford student. 'So, Oxford student, what brings you here then?' 'The train.' Not the best ever, but he clapped briefly and moved on to someone else.
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 9:38, Reply)
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