Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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Many years agoBack when I was at College in sunny Wigan.
Picture the scene. 11:10pm in one of Wigans fine ale houses. In walks Joe Lydon, at the time a collosus of a man, the back bone of the all conquering Wigan Rugby League team.
J: "Pint of bitter please barman"
B: "We're shut son"
J: "But you can serve me, right?"
B: "No son, we shut at 11"
J: "Do you know who I am???"
Barman turns to assorted regulars lined up in the snug...
B: "Does anyone know this lad? He seems to have a spot of amnesia."
Cue 'man mountain' Lydon shrinking to the size of a wet leprechaun...
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TooMuch2AM, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 11:05,
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