Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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SmokingI asked at the first dinner of a new team of workmates (after dessert of course)
"Does anyone mind if I smoke ?" to which Claire retorted
"If you don't mind if I fart". Cue laughter, I smoked, and I don't know to this day whether she farted. Though later on the dance floor, the smoke machine caused further hilarity.
Good team, great times.
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 11:05, Reply)
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