Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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Not that related, but I thought it was witty...I and a very attracted person I was trying to get with were talking about a mutual friend and he said "She's one of those annoying drunks, they shouldn't be allowed to drink, and if she is she should be locked up in another room with just water, bread and maybe condoms to be fair to them..." Another friends drop backs into the conversation and asks "What's this about bread and condoms?" Quick as a flash, I replied "It's to stop the spread of yeast..." We all thought it was brilliant and he laughed a lot, but we never got it on :( damn.
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Whillow, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 11:17,
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