Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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Gerrof moi laaaaandOut mountain biking with a few mates, got a bit lost and cut across the edge of a livestock field. Angry red faced farmer comes steaming across in his tractor, "If I had a penny for every one of you b*****ds that come tramplin' across my field I'd be a millionaire!".
Without thinking I said, "Cool! you wouldn't need to sponge so much subsidy that way..." Farmer explodes in a cloud of expletives...
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 12:31, Reply)
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