Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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Adressed to pompus people...When some pompous twunt tries to score a point off me in an argument I usually respond with "Aaahhh. That is merely your opinion. And therefore it doesn't matter." Best tried with a little flick of the little finger in their direction.
Or the one I tried with the boss today, borrowed heavily from Alan Partridge when he was in the Travel Tavern - "hmmm, sorry, its just noise"
Or indeed, when the boss-git told me my report was a day late - "I am time travelling, you have failed to keep up". The twunt went and checked his calendar. Jesus!
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Strangey is present at, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 13:37,
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