Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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A bit late for the other week's question...I just remembered one insult/comeback that I delivered to a "celebrity".
This happened many years ago when I worked at St. Thomas' Hospital. Having made it to Westminster Tube Station, who do I bump into but the old lothario himself, Cecil Parkinson, recently outed as having a love child by his secretary, Sarah Keyes.
Rather impatiently he said, "Could you watch where you're going?" so I said, "Does your wife know you're out?"
The scowl I received was worth it.
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 15:19, Reply)
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