Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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When i was a teenager...I was having a sneaky ciggie in a train waiting room, and this busybody old fart came up to me.
He pointed at a "No Smoking" sign above my head and said "Can you read?"
I stuck two fingers up at him and said "Can you count?"
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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 30 Apr 2004, 16:11,
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