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At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.

(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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Someone once made a wise crack at me so I replied "Have you ever been raped by a clown?" They of course replied "no, why?". This then gave me the chance to say "Because you wouldn't know funny if it got up and fucked you." Now, I'm sure I can't take credit for this wonderful put down but I can't for the life of me remember where I heard and none of my friends do. So if any one knows please let me know. =)
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 17:14, Reply)

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