I have absolutely no penis…

So I constructed a substitute. It started small and crude, but after several modifications, it transformed into a stumpy electronic and latex masterpiece.

It was a great success with the ladies, and my teeny tinkle replacement soon kept me very busy, I went from a chubby 13st chap to a skinny 9St. Eventually, I was doing so well with it that I decided to set up a business renting it out for lonely females to bounce up and down on.

After a woman made her request, my stubby electro-cock would email them and let them know of their appointment, before ordering them to perform their wanton desires upon it.

Obviously, charging for such a service was difficult, so eventually I built in a DOS command that ensured that after every upgrade I made, the version number would let the customers know and adjust their charges accordingly. Sweet. It sounds complicated, but really it was a simple case of ‘Thub hest, thin guy, ver billed’

I have no excuse.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 18 Oct 2012, 9:04, 4 replies)

Aren't puns supposed to be in English?

( .Yeti., Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:05, closed)

Google is your friend

(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:08, closed)

'Tis a mighty fine barn, but it don't be no English, English.

( .Yeti., Thu 18 Oct 2012, 11:26, closed)

King missile
www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4
( jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Thu 18 Oct 2012, 11:40, closed)