
Music on vinyl records, mobile phones the size of house bricks and pornography printed on paper. What hideously out of date stuff do you still use?
Thanks to boozehound for the suggestion
( , Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:44)
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When microwaves first came out in Australia, the cartoon Transformers had also begun. When I found out that microwaves were called MEGATRONS, well that just did it. I watched and waited for that bath-shaped crate with its own reinforced stand to change into something with superpowers of destruction. Luckily, I only had to watch and wait for a week as my mother killed it by microwaving dinner with foil (foil!) over the top of a plate.
( , Fri 5 Nov 2010, 4:59, 9 replies)

...or you're thinking of the tube which generates the microwaves. That'll be a Magnetron. They should have had a transformer called that anyway so it's not really your fault.
( , Fri 5 Nov 2010, 8:53, closed)

Aussie things - we like to do it differently out here.
( , Fri 5 Nov 2010, 9:57, closed)

My gran tried boiling an egg in the microwave when she first got hers. The "crump" noise caused the end both of the egg and the microwave.
( , Fri 5 Nov 2010, 9:08, closed)

Lemons do make a good crackle, but don't blow up the microwave.
( , Fri 5 Nov 2010, 9:58, closed)

I haven't tried but I believe that if one pricks the two ends of the egg then that leaves sufficient leeway for pressure to escape. On other things in microwaves, there's a UK TV programme called Brainiac which disposes of microwaves explosively on a regular basis using balloons filled with various gasses and a metal strip to get the spark going.
Over and above this, in the far distant past, the comedy duo Hale and Pace did a sketch involving a kitten in a microwave...
( , Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:18, closed)
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