I still listen to music
Produced using guitars, drums and vocals.

TAKE THAT, MUSIC THIEVES WITH YOUR 'SAMPLERS'!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 12:13, 12 replies)

Drums?
If it don't have a hammer dulcimer, accordian or fiddle it ain't worth shit.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 12:52, closed)

LUDDITE

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 12:59, closed)

pfft
Modernist bollocks. The serpent, crumhorn and the hurdy-gurdy is where it's at.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:01, closed)

Pah! Those aren't real instruments.
You want a log, a dead bear and some nettles.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:02, closed)

When I was younger
we had musicians. Now they just press the dead bear and a song comes out.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:06, closed)

One of my favourite public displays of ignorance and hypocrisy is Henry Rollins's rant about DJs.
He seems to think that producers of 'techno' just press a button and some 'techno' is produced. What an eejit.

He also seems to miss the fact that punk rock is one of the most rigidly conservative musical genres of all.

What makes it even more disappointing for me is that I fucking love Black Flag.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:14, closed)

I hated that too.
He used to be one of my heroes.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 15:11, closed)

Exactly.
That techno viking remix of his rant is a great riposte though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 15:16, closed)

It's not "real" music unless it's been recorded by earnest young white men in shirts and ties.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 15:51, closed)

100% fact.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:01, closed)

Pfft
don't you realise it provides a way for disempowered young people to express themselves musically?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:34, closed)

I think
I think you should hide this in case Take That's lawyers read B3TA. Wouldn't want you facing down Jason Orange in court, see.
(Chickenwire social lubricator extraordinaire, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 9:27, closed)