I had this DJ console in Australia
Straight out of the 50s. I'm amazed it still powered up to be honest. Some friends of mine were organising a party at their convent (nuns have fun too you know) and wanted me to do the music. So I took this thing along, but it wasn't running right.

"That's alright", said the Mother Superior, "Why not hook it up to this thing?" She showed me their generator, which was powered by a colossal insect colony. Amazingly that did the trick, and the nuns danced all night to 2unlimited, while a camera crew filmed the whole thing for an ABC documentary on religious orders in contemporary society.

It won an award at the Logies that year. It was something of a Red Ant Nun Techno Logie.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:03, 9 replies)

I have no words with which to express my seething fury at this pun.
Other than to gently rape you in the sexiest of fashions.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:11, closed)

*bends over*
Can't rape me if I'm willing.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:39, closed)

Well
I'll do my best.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:33, closed)

Utterly brilliant..
well done.
(danniekavanagh did nothing constructive on, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:34, closed)

You're too kind
I'm here all week.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 10:01, closed)

Bloody hell
That pun couldn't have been more tortured if it had been extraordinarily rendered by the CIA.

Well done, and have a click (in the spirit of paying the restaurant crooner to shut up).
( Scrumper, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:43, closed)

Thank you. It was painfully contrived, and I had a moment where I wasn't sure
if the Logies were TV or music. I will now leave you in peace to enjoy your meal, but I'll be round selling roses later.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 10:01, closed)

*shakes head*
*clicks*
(mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 22:44, closed)

*Grins like an ape*
*Thanks*
(sabre-tooth monkey, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 10:02, closed)