I have one of those new-fangled dictaphones.


(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 16:29, 5 replies)

You should use your finger like everyone else

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 16:36, closed)

You speedy fingered bastard.
I was just about to say that.
(Tugnut I got them all..., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 16:38, closed)

You snooze you lose
*trigger fingers Texan style*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 16:46, closed)

That's not a dictophone
That's Edison's patented bukkake machine. Inside that globe is a man wanking furiously into a stirrup pump. The later models featured a larger chamber and a modified milking machine.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 16:59, closed)

now that's ...
a good reply.
(GooGoo, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 12:00, closed)