BirthdaysMy best birthday so far was my 30th, when I held a Polish Bear Hunting evening in some woods - everyone dressed up in hunting gear, ate a Polish hunting stew round a big fire and then, armed with torches, ran out to find the foil-wrapped chocolate bears I'd hidden in the trees.
My worst so far was my first at university - my birthday was the first official day of term, so I thought there'd be loads of people there to have fun with. No, Cambridge is so posh nobody actually turns up on the first night. I got very drunk with the barman.
What extremes of birthdays have you had?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Dec 2005, 11:07)
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my 19thmy 19th was pretty good, i was at uni and at lunchtime my coursemates took me to the bar and poured shots down my neck for an hour, then we went to lectures in the afternoon (god knows why, it's not like i was sober enough to learn anything). then when i got home my housemates had bought me a litre bottle of jack daniels which i pretty much necked. then we hit the bars!
the last thing i can remember is going into a night club at 10pm... although my friends say they lost me at around 2am and that i was drinking heavily till then!
i woke up the next day alone in a strange bed with a red raw cock! apprently i'd pulled, gone back to her place and had a night of rampant drunken-monkey-sex... with absolutely no memory of it!
i lay there for what seemed like hours waiting for the girl to appear. eventually i got dressed and went down stairs, only to find i was in a house full of girls and no idea who i'd spent the night with!!
after a very awkward cup of coffee with her housemates, i was finally introduced to this 'girl'... to say that there was a bridge somewhere missing a troll would be an understatement! i pictured a group of frantic scientists running around in panic shouting things like "call security, experiment 53 has escaped!"...
i feel bad about it now, but at the time i don't think i said anything, i just grabbed my coat and ran for it.
(, Fri 9 Dec 2005, 11:58, Reply)
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