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My best birthday so far was my 30th, when I held a Polish Bear Hunting evening in some woods - everyone dressed up in hunting gear, ate a Polish hunting stew round a big fire and then, armed with torches, ran out to find the foil-wrapped chocolate bears I'd hidden in the trees.

My worst so far was my first at university - my birthday was the first official day of term, so I thought there'd be loads of people there to have fun with. No, Cambridge is so posh nobody actually turns up on the first night. I got very drunk with the barman.

What extremes of birthdays have you had?

(, Fri 9 Dec 2005, 11:07)
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Uncle's birthday
my uncle was having a party for his 40th. It was about 9pm an my uncle had been in the pub since six so he'd drank quite a bit. At ther house they had a smoke machine in the living room that one of the kids had got 4 xmas and sum dj decks.

My uncle decided to be dj so he puts on sum music an everyone's dancin. then he started chantin "I'm not gay but my boyfriend is" everyone joined in jumpin up an down an chantin even my 82 year old nan.

He got a bit carried away with the smoke machine by not takin his foot off the peddle. The window was open an all the smoke from the machine went out the window.

Twenty minutes later my drunken uncles givin it his best on the kareoke singin simply the best by tina turner wen the my auntie comes in with two firemen.

apparently they had been called by a neighbour who thought the house was on fire.My uncle was to pissed to notice an carried on singin.

Next day he cudn't remember a thing. Only wish i cud of filmed it
(, Fri 9 Dec 2005, 19:23, Reply)

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