BirthdaysMy best birthday so far was my 30th, when I held a Polish Bear Hunting evening in some woods - everyone dressed up in hunting gear, ate a Polish hunting stew round a big fire and then, armed with torches, ran out to find the foil-wrapped chocolate bears I'd hidden in the trees.
My worst so far was my first at university - my birthday was the first official day of term, so I thought there'd be loads of people there to have fun with. No, Cambridge is so posh nobody actually turns up on the first night. I got very drunk with the barman.
What extremes of birthdays have you had?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Dec 2005, 11:07)
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30So many 30 stories, mine wasn't good or bad. I did get a singing pig, however. A *GIRL* singing pig! Turns out March 1 is National Pork Day or something. Oh, the puns...
I was hoping nothing would happen, but in the course of my work day, I saw a costumed someone unloading a van out back. Balloons. Crud. Well, at least it's not a flippin' clown! So off I run to the library. I nearly stayed away all day. But you know, people arranged this (thanks, mumsey!) just because they were thinking of me and wanted to have some fun. They would be disappointed if this didn't happen. So I smiled pretty and posed with a very well-endowed woman in a pig costume.
It was a totally SFW girl pig, BTW. People weren't thinking of me THAT much or wanted me to have THAT much fun.
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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 9 Dec 2005, 22:02,
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