BirthdaysMy best birthday so far was my 30th, when I held a Polish Bear Hunting evening in some woods - everyone dressed up in hunting gear, ate a Polish hunting stew round a big fire and then, armed with torches, ran out to find the foil-wrapped chocolate bears I'd hidden in the trees.
My worst so far was my first at university - my birthday was the first official day of term, so I thought there'd be loads of people there to have fun with. No, Cambridge is so posh nobody actually turns up on the first night. I got very drunk with the barman.
What extremes of birthdays have you had?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Dec 2005, 11:07)
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For my friend's 18th...We...
- made him a 20 minute video of him as a Nazi, people calling him a flapmonkey, offensive sketches of him and his parents, all to the Grandstand Theme Tune.
- sent him about 300 annual general reports but made his address out to be 'XXX DELIVERIES' so his parents thought he'd bought 5 boxes of porn.
- made him a website (dancross.tk) in an attempt to make him famous for his birthday.
- bought him a bungee jump because we know he hates heights.
- planned to kidnap him and move the contents of his bedroom into the garden (we were too drunk for this to materialise)
...and for my birthday, he got me a stripper!
Legend, Crossy. (Flapmonkey).
(, Sat 10 Dec 2005, 13:33, Reply)
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