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My best birthday so far was my 30th, when I held a Polish Bear Hunting evening in some woods - everyone dressed up in hunting gear, ate a Polish hunting stew round a big fire and then, armed with torches, ran out to find the foil-wrapped chocolate bears I'd hidden in the trees.

My worst so far was my first at university - my birthday was the first official day of term, so I thought there'd be loads of people there to have fun with. No, Cambridge is so posh nobody actually turns up on the first night. I got very drunk with the barman.

What extremes of birthdays have you had?

(, Fri 9 Dec 2005, 11:07)
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My worst birthday was my Fourteenth
The night before, my dad had gotten very drunk, and assaulted a classmate of mine who was being a cunt (a gobby chav homeboy, you should have seen him crying like a big girl on my doorstep) That was the day he had to go to the station and beg for mercy etc. The shouting and fighting at home was pretty bad too.

as for me, I stayed in and watched Pink Floyd - The Wall, no party, lazy cunts.
(, Sat 10 Dec 2005, 23:11, Reply)

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