BirthdaysMy best birthday so far was my 30th, when I held a Polish Bear Hunting evening in some woods - everyone dressed up in hunting gear, ate a Polish hunting stew round a big fire and then, armed with torches, ran out to find the foil-wrapped chocolate bears I'd hidden in the trees.
My worst so far was my first at university - my birthday was the first official day of term, so I thought there'd be loads of people there to have fun with. No, Cambridge is so posh nobody actually turns up on the first night. I got very drunk with the barman.
What extremes of birthdays have you had?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Dec 2005, 11:07)
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19th smash up2 Years Ago, i turned 19, and being 19, i wanted to get 'wankered' with mates to celebrate. after phoning at least 20 people, only 2 came out. Anyways, off out for a night in Torquay. The pubbing and clubbing was all fairly run of the mill, like any other saturday night, and after some unsuccesful attempts with the ladies, decided to call it a night. Walking back through town my friend spots the most amazing looking girl he has ever seen, and runs up to what looks like her boyfriend, and complements him on his gorgeous missus. "oh, shes not my missus" he replies "im gay". Fantastic. So after some chatting they invite the three of us back to their flat in town. When we arrive, her flat mate heads to bed, and the gay chap dissapears. We all have a sit down and a chat, and this girl is getting very horny, and goes to get changed. While sitting down i noticed a pirate copy of the most recent lord of the rings film lying on the coffee table. 5 Minutes later the girl appears not wearing an awful lot and invites us to play 'naked pick up sticks'. At this point i began to feel uncomfortable, and suggest leaveing to my friend. They agree, we get her number, and off we go. When we get in the taxi, my friends ask why the hell i just decided to leave, and, from my sleeve, i pull a pirate dvd. It was a spur of the moment thing (plus i hadnt seen it!). So they moan at me, and we head back to my house. A little while later my mobile rings to tell me i have a message. Open the message to find a picture of the girl from earlier, naked with her flatmate, frigging each other off.
Fantastic. Pirate films and porn. the best presents for any teenagers birthday
My worst Birthday was my 10th, when my mum forced to me to invite the unpopular, stink of piss, goofy, goggle eyed, cunt of a twat. He thought it would be funny to phone the police and blame it on me. the police turned up and gave me the second biggest bollocking of my life. (The first biggest being when my then best mate phoned the old bill up and reported me for riding a stolen motorcycle on public land....he'd stolen it by the way!)
(excuse the length and girth)
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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 12 Dec 2005, 1:16,
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