BirthdaysMy best birthday so far was my 30th, when I held a Polish Bear Hunting evening in some woods - everyone dressed up in hunting gear, ate a Polish hunting stew round a big fire and then, armed with torches, ran out to find the foil-wrapped chocolate bears I'd hidden in the trees.
My worst so far was my first at university - my birthday was the first official day of term, so I thought there'd be loads of people there to have fun with. No, Cambridge is so posh nobody actually turns up on the first night. I got very drunk with the barman.
What extremes of birthdays have you had?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Dec 2005, 11:07)
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Stripper at my 16thFor my 16th birthday my parents went away for the weekend, bought me a crate of beer and allowed me to have a party in our house. Even better, my Dad hired me a stripper!
At around 10pm there was a knock at the door and I was summoned to open it. She was dressed as a policewoman and told me that there had been reports of under-age drinking at the party. As I was a naive 16 year old I panicked and denied it even though I had a can of beer in my hand. I was now bricking it and was sure I was off to the slammer. It wasn't until someone else walked in and put a stereo in the floor that I began to think something was not quite right.
The next day at school I was a legend. I had only just moved to the school and it helped my street-cred rocket.
I later found out that my Dad had given my older brother charge of the cash and had given enough for her to get her boobies out. However, he only paid her enough to get down to her underwear and pocketed the rest. Bastard!
(, Mon 12 Dec 2005, 17:26, Reply)
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