Landmarks my arse !
18th Birthday.

Rarely do i ever organise parties or gatherings of people. But being my 18th i thought i'd try, so i invited loads of people from work (who's parties i'd attended).

How many turned up? None, fuggin' none !!!

Bar stewards the lot of them !

21st birthday.

Saving up for my 4 months in Israel, i worked an extra long shift making pistons for tractor engines !

HAH! Beat that !

23rd birthday was kinda cool.

Decide to go into town and actually treat myself to something "special". Few hours later i was £60 lighter and the proud owner of a ring through my cock ! (which looked fantastic). However i decided to go out drinking that night (despite being warned not to do so)

Now, i'll pause here as some of you guys may want to skip the rest of this story.

So i go out that night drinking, despite being warned not to knock the ring or drink any alcohol (at this point, the anisthetic (sp?) was still in effect).

Got home eventually very drunk and crawled into bed. Woke the next morning with a hangover, pull back the bed sheets and noticed that EVERYWHERE was red, my first thought "was i drinking red wine in bed last night??"........."SH*T!!!!", i jumped (literally !) out of bed and ran into the toilet, pulled down me pants to reveal a scene from Texas chainsaw massacre, i start washing myself, sink is now red and then.....then a lump of something looking suspisciously like flesh lands in the sink, my heart pounding so fast nearly breaks my ribs. Thankfully its just congealed blood and my pride and joy is still in working order.

Good birthday? You bet !
(Laxly, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 23:33, Reply)