BirthdaysMy best birthday so far was my 30th, when I held a Polish Bear Hunting evening in some woods - everyone dressed up in hunting gear, ate a Polish hunting stew round a big fire and then, armed with torches, ran out to find the foil-wrapped chocolate bears I'd hidden in the trees.
My worst so far was my first at university - my birthday was the first official day of term, so I thought there'd be loads of people there to have fun with. No, Cambridge is so posh nobody actually turns up on the first night. I got very drunk with the barman.
What extremes of birthdays have you had?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Dec 2005, 11:07)
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ValentinesMy birtday is on valentines day. Every fucking year since I ahve been born. Why couldnt it be one of those moveable feasts like easter. Inevitably get cards on b'day, usually not valentine cards though boo.
Scenario 1
ivebeenhigh is single, so all his coupled mates are out being romantic with thier other halves, so the only people that celebrate are miserbale single people who are desperate for a shag as its valentines.
Scenario 2
ivebeenhigh is not single, cue gf and the "I know its your birthday but its my day too" line, so i end up having to buy someone else a present on my birthday, make a fuss over her and not see any of my mates.
Everyone always says "oooh a valentines baby" like its some good thing. its not. its shit.
(, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 10:25, Reply)
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